THAT WITCH DOESN’T KILL YOU: GHOSTS

This week on the pod… as a follow up to Urban Legends and a final hoorah for Halloween, Jacob and Reese travel beyooond the graveee to bring you a very special Halloween day episode all about ghost stories. The pair discuss the trend of shortest scary stories, butt stabbings, horror tropes, ghost hunting, and the spooky-ooky feeling of being all alone.

For a final halloween treat, for the first time on the podcast today’s episode features a very special guest to tell us a ghost story of her very own… our friend Vivian!

The Allure of Ghost Stories: A Conversation Between Friends

Have you ever felt a chill run down your spine at the end of a ghost story, or been mesmerized by the mystery of a tale where the unexpected lurks around every corner? Ghost stories have the power to engage us on many levels, and their unique charm continues to capture the imagination of many. In this article, we’ll explore a casual conversation between friends on what makes a ghost story genuinely captivating.

A Twist in the Tale

The best ghost stories often come with a twist that leaves the reader or listener utterly aghast. It’s the unexpected cliffhanger or the wild twist that can transform a simple tale into something unforgettable.

“You wanna just be like, oh my God, no. ‘Cause then you’re just left with that foreboding feeling of, oh shit. I’d love that.”

The ability to stir these emotions is one of the trademarks of a great ghost story.

A Modern Take on Ghosts

Today’s ghost stories have evolved, and the way we perceive and represent ghosts has changed over time. Some stories depict ghosts as demonic entities, while others portray them as lost souls.

“It’s like one going into becoming a demon. We need a demonology episode at some point.”

These new dimensions add complexity to the tales and reflect our modern-day fears and fascinations.

Crafting the Atmosphere

A ghost story needs to be unsettling yet quiet, playing with pacing to create an unnerving effect without resorting to gore or overstimulation.

“It should be understated. It should make you feel like you’re alone. Isolation.”

In contrast to fast-paced, flashy horror, the real power of a ghost story lies in its subtlety and ability to create a sensation of isolation, sadness, or tragedy.

Personal Connections

Listening to ghost stories from those close to us adds a layer of authenticity that can make them more gripping. Personal experiences, family tales, and heartfelt narrations often resonate deeper.

“It’s a lot different when you hear something from someone you trust.”

These intimate experiences give a different flavor to the stories, making them all the more engaging and terrifying.

Ghost stories are not just about the supernatural; they are about emotions, pacing, innovation, and personal connection. They play with our fears, our feelings of isolation, and our endless curiosity about the unknown.

This friendly conversation about ghost stories reflects the universality of the topic and how it resonates with different people. From modern takes to the quiet, unsettling nature of these tales, ghost stories continue to be a fascinating part of our culture.

If you ever find yourself around a campfire or in a dark room with friends, don’t hesitate to share a ghost story. The chills, the twists, and the emotional connections might just make it a night to remember.

 

Transcript:

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00:00,000 00:02,580 (upbeat music)
00:02,580 00:15,320 I forgot I turned that off.
00:15,320 00:16,360 Okay, hi.
00:16,360 00:17,200 For real time.
00:17,200 00:18,760 – Hello.
00:18,760 00:20,120 – Welcome to That Which Doesn’t Kill You.
00:20,120 00:20,960 Today.
00:20,960 00:22,400 – Yes.
00:22,400 00:23,480 Today.
00:23,480 00:24,320 – We.
00:24,320 00:25,140 – Are.
00:25,140 00:25,980 – Talking.
00:25,980 00:27,080 – About.
00:27,080 00:27,920 – Ghosts.
00:27,920 00:28,740 – Ghosts.
00:28,740 00:31,400 (both laughing)
00:31,400 00:36,040 – It’s a scary wind at night.
00:36,040 00:36,880 – Oh, okay. – That makes you think
00:36,880 00:37,700 of a ghost.
00:37,700 00:39,560 – You looked really funny while doing that though.
00:39,560 00:41,220 That wasn’t scary, it was funny.
00:41,220 00:44,520 – That is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to me.
00:44,520 00:45,360 – I doubt it.
00:45,360 00:47,480 – While wearing my hat, no less.
00:47,480 00:48,320 – Thank you.
00:48,320 00:49,160 (both laughing)
00:49,160 00:50,360 My head was cold.
00:50,360 00:51,680 – Oh no, is it the fan?
00:51,680 00:53,240 Do we need to turn the fan off?
00:53,240 00:55,480 – No, I washed my hair before coming here,
00:55,480 00:57,800 so, but I didn’t dry it.
00:57,800 01:00,060 just in a vat of ice cubes.
01:00,060 01:02,100 – Yeah. – I get it, I get it.
01:02,100 01:03,560 – Yeah. – I get it.
01:03,560 01:05,980 – Don’t you know, if you go outside
01:05,980 01:09,580 without drying your hair, you can get a headache and die.
01:09,580 01:10,820 – That’s so true.
01:10,820 01:12,500 But this is not about urban legends.
01:12,500 01:14,300 This is about ghosts.
01:14,300 01:16,060 – Not urban legends, it’s real.
01:16,060 01:19,460 (both laughing)
01:19,460 01:22,180 – Talking about ghosts. – Talking about it.
01:22,180 01:25,220 You’ve got some ice breakers prepared for us today.
01:25,220 01:26,500 – Yes. – You want it,
01:26,500 01:27,340 What was it?
01:27,340 01:29,180 Shortest scary stories ever?
01:29,180 01:30,100 – Ever.
01:30,100 01:31,020 – Okay, I’m excited.
01:31,020 01:31,940 I’m ready to go.
01:31,940 01:35,940 – The last man on earth sat alone in a room.
01:35,940 01:38,780 There was a knock on the door.
01:38,780 01:39,800 – No.
01:39,800 01:44,700 Maybe it was that ghost in the wind from earlier.
01:44,700 01:47,980 – Well, you know what I thought of when I read that?
01:47,980 01:52,260 I was like, is it a woman at the door?
01:52,260 01:54,620 – Is it a gender nonconforming entity?
01:54,620 01:55,460 – Yeah.
01:55,460 01:59,980 – That is very astute observation.
01:59,980 02:02,740 – And this was written by Frederick Brown.
02:02,740 02:04,220 – Frederick Brown.
02:04,220 02:06,740 – Originally published in 1948.
02:06,740 02:09,820 – Damn, he didn’t even think about women.
02:09,820 02:11,500 – No, he’s like only on my end.
02:11,500 02:12,860 – Maybe that was his point.
02:12,860 02:15,820 Maybe he’s like a visionary thinker.
02:15,820 02:16,660 – Deep dive.
02:16,660 02:18,900 (laughing)
02:18,900 02:23,900 And it’s the origin of the two senses,
02:23,900 02:28,900 of the two sentence Gary story challenge.
02:28,900 02:31,980 – Oh, that was the origin of it?
02:31,980 02:33,060 Interesting.
02:33,060 02:36,220 – According to Google.
02:36,220 02:37,040 – That’s very interesting.
02:37,040 02:39,060 I had not heard that one, I don’t think,
02:39,060 02:42,020 but I did hear the one about the baby shoes,
02:42,020 02:44,580 which is what I originally thought you were talking about.
02:44,580 02:45,980 – Yeah, I was not.
02:45,980 02:47,260 – You know that one though, right?
02:47,260 02:48,100 – No.
02:48,100 02:52,500 – Okay, so it’s like, add in the paper,
02:52,500 02:55,180 – Baby shoes, never worn.
02:55,180 02:57,620 ‘Cause it’s like the baby was like stillborn.
02:57,620 02:59,420 So like they never put the shoes on.
02:59,420 03:01,660 – Oh.
03:01,660 03:02,660 – So it’s like really sad.
03:02,660 03:03,960 ‘Cause like the baby died.
03:03,960 03:06,660 – Not funny.
03:06,660 03:07,500 – Stop laughing.
03:07,500 03:08,780 (laughing)
03:08,780 03:09,620 – No, it’s not funny.
03:09,620 03:10,460 – Horrible person.
03:10,460 03:12,620 – No, I was telling you, I was like,
03:12,620 03:14,580 have you heard of the two cents horse story?
03:14,580 03:15,780 You’re like, oh, baby shoes?
03:15,780 03:16,620 I’m like, what?
03:16,620 03:17,580 (laughing)
03:17,580 03:18,420 No.
03:21,540 03:23,100 – And then the man opens the door
03:23,100 03:25,300 and there’s just some pair of baby shoes.
03:25,300 03:28,620 – Just standing there on their own,
03:28,620 03:30,340 tap dancing on the door.
03:30,340 03:32,660 – That would be scary.
03:32,660 03:33,540 – Honestly.
03:33,540 03:34,860 – Scary stories.
03:34,860 03:35,820 – The ghosts.
03:35,820 03:39,280 – We loved them.
03:39,280 03:40,700 Yes, you were like the wind.
03:40,700 03:41,780 (laughing)
03:41,780 03:44,300 – I don’t know why that’s my go to.
03:44,300 03:48,580 I think it’s because it’s hard to say the plural of ghosts.
03:48,580 03:49,420 – Ghosts.
03:49,420 03:50,740 – Ghosts.
03:50,740 03:52,140 – Ghosts. – Ghosts.
03:52,140 03:53,460 – Ghosts.
03:53,460 03:55,540 – Why are you adding extra S’s?
03:55,540 03:57,300 – Just the one S, ghosts.
03:57,300 03:58,140 ‘Cause otherwise it just sounds like ghost.
03:58,140 03:59,820 – That’s like five S’s.
03:59,820 04:02,220 – I know, but I’m trying to say, wow.
04:02,220 04:04,940 I can’t believe you’re just like over here mocking me.
04:04,940 04:05,780 – That doesn’t feel like.
04:05,780 04:08,580 – On my pronunciation.
04:08,580 04:09,880 – I would never.
04:09,880 04:10,720 I didn’t.
04:10,720 04:13,260 – Roll the tapes, just now.
04:13,260 04:14,220 – You have no proof.
04:14,220 04:16,060 – Ghostlings is what I’m gonna go with.
04:16,060 04:18,480 – Oh, okay, make it cute.
04:18,480 04:20,340 I like it.
04:20,340 04:22,580 the only– that was your only short scary story?
04:22,580 04:27,180 -Yes. -(LAUGHTER)
04:27,180 04:29,760 I loved it. I just wanted to make sure.
04:29,760 04:33,520 I was like, “Let me not, uh, monopolize this.”
04:33,520 04:37,060 Two-sentence– two-sentence horror stories.
04:37,060 04:39,100 I can tell you a few more.
04:39,100 04:40,360 If you want to.
04:40,360 04:43,200 There was a picture in my phone of me sleeping.
04:43,200 04:45,080 I live alone.
04:49,320 04:50,860 – So today we’re talking about.
04:50,860 04:52,400 (both laughing)
04:52,400 04:56,760 – Ooh, my sister says that mommy killed her.
04:56,760 04:59,420 Mommy says that I don’t have a sister.
04:59,420 05:02,640 They just need to go to therapy.
05:02,640 05:04,160 – Yeah, I don’t know who to believe.
05:04,160 05:05,880 – Wait, these are longer than two sentences.
05:05,880 05:08,760 I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear
05:08,760 05:11,120 and it’s so dark all the time.
05:11,120 05:13,640 If I knew it would be this lonely,
05:13,640 05:16,120 I would have been cremated instead.
05:16,120 05:18,000 Oh, look, here’s a baby one.
05:18,960 05:21,840 I awoke to the sound of the baby monitor
05:21,840 05:26,280 crackling with a voice comforting my first born child.
05:26,280 05:28,520 As I adjusted to a new position,
05:28,520 05:31,320 my arm brushed against my wife sleeping next to me.
05:31,320 05:34,440 – So is it scary that they have a nanny?
05:34,440 05:36,800 – I know, so I was thinking, I would like to see a nanny.
05:36,800 05:38,080 – Or a grandparent. – We told you to go home.
05:38,080 05:39,960 – Or siblings. (laughs)
05:39,960 05:42,520 – My daughter won’t stop crying and screaming
05:42,520 05:44,640 in the middle of the night.
05:44,640 05:46,520 I visit her grave and ask her to stop,
05:46,520 05:48,920 but it doesn’t help. – Oh, that was a,
05:48,920 05:52,080 That was a little flip around.
05:52,080 05:55,000 You know, there’s a common thread amongst a lot of these,
05:55,000 05:58,000 other than the ghost slings,
05:58,000 06:02,220 which is like a lot of them are using the same like motifs
06:02,220 06:04,140 people do in like video,
06:04,140 06:06,400 like ghost paranormal videos and stuff.
06:06,400 06:08,280 – Yeah. Oh, this one’s good.
06:08,280 06:12,480 Cause it’s, if you have animals, you know.
06:12,480 06:15,120 Growing up with cats and dogs,
06:15,120 06:17,360 I got used to the sounds of scratching at my door
06:17,360 06:18,360 while I slept.
06:18,360 06:20,760 Now that I live alone, it is much more unsettling.
06:20,760 06:22,560 – That’s fair.
06:22,560 06:23,380 (laughing)
06:23,380 06:26,220 Yeah, that’s a, it’s pretty unsettling.
06:26,220 06:28,900 It reminds me of, you know that thing about like,
06:28,900 06:32,600 that I think it’s, is it a creepypasta I think?
06:32,600 06:33,720 Where it’s like,
06:33,720 06:38,180 the guy’s dog like licks his foot
06:38,180 06:39,920 under the covers or whatever,
06:39,920 06:42,380 and then he hears a noise and he goes out
06:42,380 06:44,920 and he finds his dog like murdered,
06:44,920 06:47,400 like outside of his house or whatever.
06:47,400 06:49,320 And basically the insinuation being
06:49,320 06:50,760 that somebody licked their foot.
06:50,760 06:52,360 (laughing)
06:52,360 06:54,440 – The real horror is the foot fetish.
06:54,440 06:57,600 – Whoever killed his dog licked his feet.
06:57,600 06:58,800 Have you heard that one?
06:58,800 07:05,200 It’s not a ghost, but I just thought it’d be.
07:05,200 07:07,460 (laughing)
07:07,460 07:11,480 – I don’t know what type of erotica you’re reading.
07:11,480 07:14,400 I don’t think this is the right place to talk.
07:14,400 07:15,240 (dog barking)
07:15,240 07:16,080 Ah!
07:16,080 07:17,520 (laughing)
07:17,520 07:18,960 She’s like, “Don’t say that about my–“
07:18,960 07:19,800 – Yeah.
07:19,800 07:21,080 (laughing)
07:21,080 07:22,200 – I stepped on her, I’m sorry.
07:22,200 07:24,200 – Aw, Mabel, calm down.
07:24,200 07:25,040 (laughing)
07:25,040 07:25,880 – She’s like, “I’m very upset with him.”
07:25,880 07:26,700 – Get over it.
07:26,700 07:28,600 (laughing)
07:28,600 07:29,800 Pretty girl, go lay down.
07:29,800 07:30,640 – Ooh.
07:30,640 07:34,440 (dog barking)
07:34,440 07:36,800 Can you not?
07:36,800 07:39,080 – I like a good ghost story.
07:39,080 07:39,920 – Yes.
07:39,920 07:41,400 – There’s just something like,
07:41,400 07:45,520 kind of like poetic about like a lasting memory
07:45,520 07:48,800 lingering in someone’s absence.
07:48,800 07:50,480 That is very beautiful to me.
07:50,480 07:52,360 – Yeah, that is a very lovely way of putting that.
07:52,360 07:54,040 I was just saying, I like being creeped out.
07:54,040 07:56,880 – That’s fair, except you won’t watch “Barbarian.”
07:56,880 07:59,560 – Not creepy, it’s gross.
07:59,560 08:00,740 (laughing)
08:00,740 08:02,300 There’s no ghosts.
08:02,300 08:05,240 – You wouldn’t know ’cause you haven’t watched it.
08:05,240 08:07,040 – Yeah, but I read about it.
08:07,040 08:07,880 – I don’t know why you would do that.
08:07,880 08:08,720 – Spoiler alert, there’s no ghosts.
08:08,720 08:10,560 – I don’t know why you would do that.
08:10,560 08:12,280 Just go into things cold.
08:12,280 08:13,640 – No, you know what it was?
08:13,640 08:16,960 I looked up the trailer, like when you sent it to me,
08:16,960 08:20,760 and I watched it, and I was like, hmm, okay.
08:20,760 08:25,720 And I have things that I don’t feel comfortable seeing,
08:25,720 08:28,480 so I was like, okay, let me make sure that’s not in there.
08:28,480 08:30,820 I don’t like eye trauma.
08:30,820 08:35,520 I don’t like fingernails or anything being ripped off.
08:35,520 08:36,760 I don’t really like those.
08:36,760 08:39,420 I don’t like people being in extended amounts of pain
08:39,420 08:42,060 for a long time, like the Saw movies.
08:42,060 08:43,040 I just wanna be scared.
08:43,040 08:45,760 – Well, a lot of gore in general, I just find.
08:45,760 08:46,920 Like, you know, I get it.
08:46,920 08:49,760 – Well, it’s funny because when,
08:49,760 08:51,220 the parts that I didn’t look at
08:51,220 08:53,600 when we watched the Evil Dead, like the remake,
08:53,600 08:55,200 like I didn’t watch those parts,
08:55,200 08:57,120 so I didn’t have it in my head, so I’m fine.
08:57,120 09:01,000 The other parts, like the friggin’ chainsawing people
09:01,000 09:04,280 and cutting things off and cutting off limbs,
09:04,280 09:05,640 I’m fine with that.
09:05,640 09:08,640 I think that’s, I think it looks really cool,
09:08,640 09:12,040 but it just depends on where people are getting it from.
09:12,040 09:16,320 – It’s like the intimacy of smaller details.
09:16,320 09:18,320 – That’s a good way to put it, the intimacy of it.
09:18,320 09:20,280 – When you’re dealing with people’s eyeballs
09:20,280 09:22,200 or you’re like sticking something in someone’s ear
09:22,200 09:23,880 or like underneath their nails,
09:23,880 09:26,120 like those are very intimate things.
09:26,120 09:28,480 – I’m getting goosebumps, you just saying.
09:28,480 09:30,380 – And well, they’re parts of our body.
09:30,380 09:32,400 We don’t let other people mess with.
09:32,400 09:33,240 – Yes.
09:33,240 09:34,120 – You know what I mean?
09:34,120 09:37,420 People hug, people touch arms,
09:37,420 09:41,960 like it’s a macro idea of just chopping someone’s head off.
09:41,960 09:43,520 Like, it’s different. – Well, it’s like
09:43,520 09:46,460 Michael Myers ran around and instead of chopping people up,
09:46,460 09:48,220 he just like smacked their asses.
09:48,220 09:49,740 – Yeah. – Be okay with that.
09:49,740 09:53,020 – Do you remember the– – The butt stabber?
09:53,020 09:54,840 – Yeah. – Yeah.
09:54,840 09:57,940 That’s very unfortunate. – I told you I saw him, right?
09:57,940 09:59,900 – What, no. – Okay, so–
09:59,900 10:01,620 – Wait, was it at Pentagon City Mall?
10:01,620 10:02,660 – No. – (gasps)
10:02,660 10:03,980 – I swear I saw him. – Wait, was there another one?
10:03,980 10:06,060 – I swear I saw him because I,
10:06,060 10:10,640 so I used to work near a certain metro stop
10:10,640 10:12,700 and I was at a Dunkin’ Donuts,
10:12,700 10:14,780 I don’t know if people can geo locate that,
10:14,780 10:16,460 then there’s a lot of Dunkin’ Donuts out there.
10:16,460 10:17,380 – Near Metro.
10:17,380 10:20,620 – So I was at a particular Dunkin’ Donuts
10:20,620 10:23,100 and I saw this guy who really unnerved me,
10:23,100 10:25,580 which is why I remembered him.
10:25,580 10:27,820 ‘Cause with my aphantasia and everything,
10:27,820 10:29,220 I don’t remember what people look like,
10:29,220 10:31,660 I don’t have a mental image of them.
10:31,660 10:33,620 – Which is fascinating in and of itself.
10:33,620 10:35,420 – I was so unnerved by this guy
10:35,420 10:38,380 that when I saw his photo that same day
10:38,380 10:42,800 on like Fox 5 or whatever, talking about him.
10:42,800 10:46,160 I remembered him because it would have been that day
10:46,160 10:47,000 that I’d seen him.
10:47,000 10:50,320 – Okay, okay, so you can recognize.
10:50,320 10:53,160 – Yeah, so I was like, that’s that dude
10:53,160 10:55,260 that I was like, that’s a creepy dude.
10:55,260 10:59,600 And I mean, and it was very unnerving.
10:59,600 11:00,840 If it had happened the other way around,
11:00,840 11:02,760 I probably wouldn’t have remembered him.
11:02,760 11:06,240 Like, I don’t think if I had had the Fox 5–
11:06,240 11:07,480 – Maybe you saw that first.
11:07,480 11:10,480 Yeah, if I had seen the representation of him,
11:10,480 11:12,520 like the drawings, you know, like the drawings,
11:12,520 11:14,020 -like the suspect drawings. -Yeah.
11:14,020 11:16,320 If I had seen that first and then saw Creepy Dude,
11:16,320 11:17,520 I wouldn’t have been like,
11:17,520 11:19,200 “That looks like that guy that was on Fox 5.”
11:19,200 11:20,400 -I would have been like– -Yeah, there would have been
11:20,400 11:21,740 -no association for you. -Yeah.
11:21,740 11:23,160 It would not have connected.
11:23,160 11:26,320 But it was very unnerving after realizing that.
11:26,320 11:30,920 And so that one has always been a little creepy.
11:30,920 11:34,620 What is your favorite thing about, like, a good ghost story?
11:34,720 11:38,800 I like something that will,
11:38,800 11:42,640 like, it’ll be like the last sentence of a story
11:42,640 11:44,000 or something where it’ll be like,
11:44,000 11:47,680 and then da-da-da, like some type of a cliffhanger
11:47,680 11:51,880 or like a crazy twist.
11:51,880 11:55,960 I wanna just be like, oh my God, no.
11:55,960 11:57,960 ‘Cause then you’re just left with that like,
11:57,960 12:01,200 foreboding feeling of, oh shit.
12:01,200 12:02,040 I’d love that.
12:02,040 12:03,480 – Well, and I think that speaks to,
12:03,480 12:09,120 Like I was saying, like that kind of like, um, like out of place, like temporal vibe
12:09,120 12:13,180 of ghost stories being like, there is no beginning, there is no end.
12:13,180 12:16,820 This is like a, uh, something lost in space and time.
12:16,820 12:21,200 You did something, a demon enters you or enters your space, right?
12:21,200 12:24,720 And then there’s a way, hopefully, to get rid of it.
12:24,720 12:26,200 And like some ghost stories are like that.
12:26,200 12:29,960 I feel like modern day ghost stories are more like that, where they’re basically treating
12:29,960 12:33,320 ghosts like you would a demon.
12:33,320 12:37,720 But I feel like a good old-fashioned ghost story is like, they just happen to be here.
12:37,720 12:39,200 They’re not fucking with you.
12:39,200 12:41,320 They’re not like trying to scare you necessarily.
12:41,320 12:45,360 Then you get into like poltergeist, which is kind of like bridges the gap between the
12:45,360 12:46,360 two.
12:46,360 12:47,360 Yeah.
12:47,360 12:49,000 It’s like one going into becoming a demon.
12:49,000 12:50,000 Yeah.
12:50,000 12:53,000 Ooh, we need like a demonology episode at some point.
12:53,000 12:54,000 Oh, yes.
12:54,000 12:58,200 This is all, I mean, it’s all very, you know, these kinds of interests are the same things
12:58,200 13:01,800 that I talk about on the channel, Killing Jar, YouTube.
13:01,800 13:02,800 Thank you.
13:02,800 13:03,800 But–
13:03,800 13:07,040 What’s something you like in a– in a ghost story?
13:07,040 13:09,340 I think there’s– I mean, I think there’s a lot of, like,
13:09,340 13:13,340 levels to ghost stories specifically…
13:13,340 13:16,380 -Mm-hmm. -…that are different
13:16,380 13:19,920 from something like a slasher or a demon or–
13:19,920 13:21,860 -Yeah. -You know, like, a ghost story,
13:21,860 13:24,520 I feel like, has to have a really good control
13:24,520 13:26,400 of pacing for it to be good.
13:26,400 13:29,700 It has to be unsettling, but kind of quiet.
13:29,700 13:32,360 -Yes, I want to be unnerved. -Quiet, unsettling. Yeah.
13:32,460 13:35,140 as opposed to, like we were saying,
13:35,140 13:37,340 you don’t wanna be grossed out necessarily by a ghost story
13:37,340 13:38,260 ’cause it doesn’t make sense.
13:38,260 13:40,900 – No, ghosts can’t bleed.
13:40,900 13:43,500 – Right, or like when there’s like,
13:43,500 13:44,820 everything’s super fast-paced
13:44,820 13:46,780 and there’s like flashing lights and like all this stuff,
13:46,780 13:49,380 I’m like, that doesn’t make sense.
13:49,380 13:50,220 – Yeah.
13:50,220 13:51,060 – When you, you know, like a good–
13:51,060 13:53,260 – I’m a little overwhelmed for what you’re saying
13:53,260 13:54,100 and I’m not scared anymore. – Exactly.
13:54,100 13:56,180 It should be understated.
13:56,180 13:57,020 – Yes.
13:57,020 13:59,460 – And it should make you feel like you’re alone.
13:59,460 14:00,540 – Yes.
14:00,540 14:02,060 – And I think– – Isolation.
14:02,060 14:07,060 – Yes, I think that a good ghost story is about emotions
14:07,060 14:10,740 and is about being isolated, like you said.
14:10,740 14:14,800 Otherwise– – Or even they’re sad.
14:14,800 14:19,720 Like if it’s a ghost story that makes me feel sad,
14:19,720 14:21,680 I’m just like, “Oh, that’s tragic.”
14:21,680 14:23,360 I like that too. – Yeah.
14:23,360 14:25,600 So ’cause when I think of an angry ghost,
14:25,600 14:26,960 that’s when I start thinking about poltergeists
14:26,960 14:28,680 ’cause they’re the ones pushing shit around
14:28,680 14:31,000 and actively trying to hurt people.
14:31,000 14:32,120 “Throw shit back at you.”
14:32,120 14:37,120 – Yeah, but a good ghost is just like sitting there
14:37,120 14:38,720 mourning or like,
14:38,720 14:42,460 you know, just feeling her feels.
14:42,460 14:43,640 Do you have any favorites?
14:43,640 14:44,960 Like what’s your favorite ghost story?
14:44,960 14:49,960 – You know, there’s a lot I don’t remember specifics of,
14:49,960 14:53,760 but growing up, family, and even like I have friends
14:53,760 14:58,040 that have family that’s had ghost stories.
14:58,040 15:02,080 I like listening to ghost stories from people close to me.
15:02,080 15:03,040 – Yeah. – You know?
15:03,040 15:07,440 Like I remember Vivian’s mom stayed with us
15:07,440 15:12,000 for one weekend and we were just like sitting around
15:12,000 15:14,200 and just listening to her talk about
15:14,200 15:17,960 like stuff that she remembers that happened to her.
15:17,960 15:21,280 – Yeah. – And her family terrified me.
15:21,280 15:23,200 – It’s a lot different when you hear something
15:23,200 15:25,040 from someone you trust. – You know, yes.
15:25,040 15:26,600 – And you know like they’re not gonna be lying
15:26,600 15:28,880 – Well, in my step-mom,
15:28,880 15:32,440 I remember my step-mom telling me one time,
15:32,440 15:36,840 like, she’s like, “Yeah, me and my stepbrother
15:36,840 15:41,300 “and my stepsister, we were staying at some base.
15:41,300 15:44,760 “I forgot where, I think it was in Maryland.”
15:44,760 15:47,720 But she was saying like, she would hear somebody
15:47,720 15:49,700 like coming up the stairs, but she’s like,
15:49,700 15:52,080 “There was no one else in the house.”
15:52,080 15:54,380 Everyone else was upstairs in my room,
15:54,380 15:58,020 but she would hear going up and down the stairs.
15:58,020 15:59,440 I’m like, no, no.
15:59,440 16:00,780 (laughing)
16:00,780 16:02,140 – You’re like, get out.
16:02,140 16:03,400 – No.
16:03,400 16:05,140 – Well, that’s interesting ’cause there’s like,
16:05,140 16:08,580 I feel like there’s some core things
16:08,580 16:11,920 that people associate with a haunting,
16:11,920 16:16,020 especially when it comes to real life ghost stories,
16:16,020 16:20,260 creaking stairs and footsteps and stuff like that,
16:20,260 16:21,700 and then whispering.
16:21,700 16:24,800 and then you get into the kind of modern day stuff,
16:24,800 16:27,520 like cold spots and EMF readings.
16:27,520 16:30,400 And there’s a lot of kind of stuff that,
16:30,400 16:32,600 there’s stuff that can be explained away.
16:32,600 16:33,520 – Yes. – And then there’s stuff
16:33,520 16:36,100 that the only way you can explain it away
16:36,100 16:39,640 is if you tell somebody they’re wrong
16:39,640 16:41,520 or they’re lying or they’re crazy.
16:41,520 16:44,880 Like, no, you misunderstood what was happening.
16:44,880 16:49,880 – Yeah, like I can’t think of a way to explain this away
16:50,600 16:54,240 other than you’re lying or something like you said.
16:54,240 16:55,560 – And just ’cause something can’t be proven
16:55,560 16:56,960 doesn’t mean it’s not real.
16:56,960 16:58,680 There’s a whole lot of stuff
16:58,680 17:00,720 that people used to think was witchcraft
17:00,720 17:02,760 that we just consider science and magic,
17:02,760 17:05,600 or magic is just medicine now.
17:05,600 17:09,420 So who’s to say we’re not gonna find out
17:09,420 17:13,700 some quantum theory of relativity?
17:13,700 17:15,880 – Like there are just energies abound
17:15,880 17:17,920 and they live in this alternate universe
17:17,920 17:19,080 and everyone knows.
17:19,080 17:26,560 Or even, I mean, the theory of time itself, not to get too science-y, is that it’s a dimension
17:26,560 17:27,560 of space.
17:27,560 17:34,040 Like, it’s a concept that we see it as having a beginning and an end, because that’s just
17:34,040 17:35,040 how we perceive it.
17:35,040 17:38,160 But in actuality, it’s not linear.
17:38,160 17:46,840 So who’s to say that we can’t somehow, in all of the trillions of neurons, can’t perceive
17:46,840 17:54,040 something that can’t be measured by, you know, a copper wire in a machine. So yeah, I’m I’m
17:54,040 18:04,680 not going to discount anyone’s stories. We are contacting a living spirit live on the
18:04,680 18:05,680 podcast.
18:05,680 18:08,260 (upbeat music)
18:08,260 18:16,580 – Also, this is Vivian.
18:16,580 18:18,620 (laughing)
18:18,620 18:20,420 – Oh wait, you’re recording me right now?
18:20,420 18:21,360 – Yes. – Yes.
18:21,360 18:23,660 – Welcome to the podcast.
18:23,660 18:25,300 – Hi, thank you.
18:25,300 18:26,220 (laughing)
18:26,220 18:28,020 – Our first guest.
18:28,020 18:30,940 – I actually have a couple stories,
18:30,940 18:32,980 but one, when I was thinking about it,
18:32,980 18:35,340 I didn’t realize how many stories I had.
18:35,340 18:39,440 I mentioned talking to your mom and being like, oh my god.
18:39,440 18:41,240 – Yeah, my mom has a lot of creepy stories.
18:41,240 18:43,300 There’s a lot of new creepy stories too
18:43,300 18:45,060 that my sister was telling me about,
18:45,060 18:46,800 about their house in Texas.
18:46,800 18:47,960 – Oh.
18:47,960 18:51,560 – Which I knew about some of them,
18:51,560 18:53,720 but she also told me a couple things
18:53,720 18:56,840 about our other house in Kingstown.
18:56,840 18:58,640 – What? The Kingstown one?
18:58,640 19:01,200 – Yeah, I didn’t know about this.
19:01,200 19:03,840 We were talking about it last time she was over here.
19:03,840 19:08,840 And I told her to stop telling me things.
19:08,840 19:10,840 I was like, “Please, now is not the time.
19:10,840 19:12,840 Tell me when it’s daylight.”
19:12,840 19:15,840 And I was like, “Oh my gosh, I’m going to be a lot louder.”
19:15,840 19:19,840 I loved listening to her tell those stories.
19:19,840 19:20,840 Okay, tell us one.
19:20,840 19:24,840 So, this happened twice.
19:24,840 19:27,840 So, it was over 15 years ago.
19:27,840 19:29,840 We were living in Florida.
19:29,840 19:37,120 And we were in, when we first moved to Florida, we lived in an apartment.
19:37,120 19:39,920 And we were waiting for our house to be built.
19:39,920 19:43,480 So we were just living there for like a year or so.
19:43,480 19:51,080 But one night I was in my bedroom and I was just like sitting there and I kept hearing
19:51,080 19:54,520 the weird noise by my window.
19:54,520 19:59,560 So my bedroom window faced our front door of the apartment.
19:59,560 20:05,280 So when you walk into the apartment to the left was my bedroom door or my bedroom window.
20:05,280 20:10,480 And so one night I kept hearing noises from my window.
20:10,480 20:14,760 So I knocked on my parents’ door and they’re like, “You’re being paranoid.”
20:14,760 20:15,760 I’m like, “No.”
20:15,760 20:16,760 I don’t know.
20:16,760 20:22,760 I don’t think like I was paranoid somebody was like trying to break into the house.
20:22,760 20:23,760 Right.
20:23,760 20:24,760 Yeah.
20:24,760 20:25,760 I’m not worried about ghosts at this point.
20:25,760 20:26,760 Yeah, I know.
20:26,760 20:27,760 I’m worried about real people.
20:27,760 20:29,800 And I just kept hearing like weird noises.
20:29,800 20:34,720 And then I specifically remember I’m in my bed and I’m reading a book.
20:34,720 20:36,460 I wasn’t falling asleep.
20:36,460 20:38,360 I was like fully awake.
20:38,360 20:40,900 And this just sounds like really funny because it’s like
20:40,900 20:44,400 I feel like it’s like a stereotypical like movie goes down like
20:44,400 20:47,240 in a comedy ghost movie. Right.
20:47,240 20:52,200 But I just heard something go.
20:52,200 20:55,200 No.
20:56,840 20:57,840 Thank you. Good bye.
20:57,840 21:01,000 Oh my god, my spine just tingled.
21:01,000 21:03,200 I threw my book.
21:03,200 21:06,940 I ran to my parents room and I literally like burst in their room
21:06,940 21:08,240 and just fell on the floor.
21:08,240 21:10,040 My back was against their bed.
21:10,040 21:12,840 And my dad was just like, what happened? What happened?
21:12,840 21:14,440 And he like immediately goes and like
21:14,440 21:16,800 go and get his gun.
21:16,800 21:20,300 And he’s like searching around the apartment.
21:20,300 21:23,800 Because I just kept saying, like, all I can say was I heard a man
21:23,800 21:26,840 because it was just so deep of a voice.
21:26,840 21:30,680 Oh, no, that’s so scary.
21:30,680 21:32,480 Yeah, it was
21:32,480 21:36,080 the face Jacob is making.
21:36,080 21:38,480 It looks so concerned.
21:38,480 21:39,980 My parents
21:39,980 21:43,120 were really mad at me after that.
21:43,120 21:45,220 They were just like, you know, you’re being paranoid.
21:45,220 21:46,460 You have to stop on his period.
21:46,460 21:47,920 I was just like, I wasn’t watching it.
21:47,920 21:49,220 I was reading my book.
21:49,220 21:50,420 Yeah.
21:50,420 21:52,560 And I was just sitting in bed.
21:52,560 21:55,020 And yeah, so.
21:55,020 21:56,440 – Ooh, that is scary.
21:56,440 21:59,880 – A few years go by,
21:59,880 22:03,460 and we’re now living in our house.
22:03,460 22:07,280 And my sister is,
22:07,280 22:08,760 she’s a toddler at this point.
22:08,760 22:10,520 I wanna say she’s like two, three.
22:10,520 22:11,360 – Aw.
22:11,360 22:12,180 (laughing)
22:12,180 22:14,680 – But in that house, one day,
22:14,680 22:18,280 my dad had left town and he was traveling for work
22:18,280 22:20,840 and it was just my mom, my sister and I.
22:20,840 22:25,560 And earlier in the day, my sister kept saying,
22:25,560 22:27,860 she was in her room and I was in,
22:27,860 22:29,560 I think I was in either the bathroom or my room,
22:29,560 22:32,480 ’cause our hallway was just like my room,
22:32,480 22:34,640 the bathroom and then her room.
22:34,640 22:37,440 And she’s in there playing and then she comes running
22:37,440 22:41,080 to my mom and she kept saying like in Spanish,
22:41,080 22:43,080 like the girl, the girl.
22:43,080 22:45,640 And I was like, why?
22:45,640 22:47,400 Like my mom, and my mom came up to me,
22:47,400 22:48,680 she’s like, were you with your sister?
22:48,680 22:50,000 I was like, no, she was playing in her room
22:50,000 22:56,360 I was in my room and my mom just came up to me, she kept saying, “Nanana,” like the girl.
22:56,360 23:06,280 So I was like, “Oh, okay. That’s really weird.” So again, later in the day, my mom was sleeping,
23:06,280 23:12,640 my sister was sleeping, and I’m sitting in the living room and I’m watching TV and I
23:12,640 23:18,440 hear the exact same noise come from behind me in our living room.
23:18,440 23:21,360 And it’s like a totally new house.
23:21,360 23:24,040 I wasn’t sitting on, I mean, we had the same furniture
23:24,040 23:26,760 in a different room, but I wasn’t sitting in that room.
23:26,760 23:29,640 But I heard the same sound.
23:29,640 23:32,120 Like I’m sitting there watching TV.
23:32,120 23:34,040 I still remember I was watching.
23:34,040 23:36,080 I was watching Laguna Beach on MTV.
23:36,080 23:38,240 (laughing)
23:38,240 23:40,280 I’m sitting there and then all of a sudden
23:40,280 23:43,080 from behind me I hear, “Ugh.”
23:43,080 23:44,120 And like I–
23:44,120 23:45,440 – Ugh. – No.
23:45,440 23:46,840 – Jumped up. – I’m against it.
23:46,840 23:49,120 – I hate that so much.
23:49,120 23:51,280 – What is this nightmare that has happened?
23:51,280 23:54,160 So I run into my room and I tell my mom
23:54,160 23:56,400 and she’s just like super freaked out
23:56,400 23:58,980 and she like, we couldn’t explain it.
23:58,980 24:03,040 And I think later on that night, something else happened.
24:03,040 24:05,680 My sister’s swing turned on.
24:05,680 24:09,000 – La nana.
24:09,000 24:12,200 – Yeah, we were just all very confused.
24:12,200 24:15,240 And I kinda, it hasn’t,
24:15,240 24:17,140 Nothing like this happened since then.
24:17,140 24:20,240 But yeah, it was very creepy.
24:20,240 24:21,080 – Ooh.
24:21,080 24:22,440 – That is my…
24:22,440 24:23,280 – Those are really good ones.
24:23,280 24:25,640 – Yeah, that is absolutely horrifying.
24:25,640 24:26,920 – Yeah.
24:26,920 24:30,920 – It was, like, it was just, I don’t know,
24:30,920 24:33,440 but weird things like that happen to my family a lot.
24:33,440 24:35,520 More than I realize, I feel like,
24:35,520 24:36,600 like when I really think about it, I’m like,
24:36,600 24:39,000 wow, there’s a lot of things that happen to my family
24:39,000 24:43,180 and just like random, random things,
24:43,180 24:45,340 like in the house in Texas,
24:45,340 24:50,340 my parents would always hear banging.
24:50,340 24:53,940 That was like a thing that started happening a lot more.
24:53,940 24:56,060 – I feel like you can explain away banging
24:56,060 24:58,060 a lot of the times, especially like in a house.
24:58,060 24:59,180 – Yeah, yeah.
24:59,180 25:02,940 So what happened was my mom
25:02,940 25:08,820 was heard knocking on the garage door.
25:08,820 25:11,260 So it was the door that leads into the garage.
25:11,260 25:13,340 – Oh, she told me this, yeah.
25:13,340 25:16,820 – Yeah, so that was kind of a weird one.
25:16,820 25:17,660 ‘Cause my mom was just like,
25:17,660 25:19,220 “Okay, so someone broke in the house.”
25:19,220 25:20,060 – Yeah, I was gonna be like,
25:20,060 25:22,140 at that point I’m afraid of a real person.
25:22,140 25:22,980 – Yeah. – I’m scared.
25:22,980 25:25,100 – That’s the thing, a lot of these stories
25:25,100 25:26,820 can come down to like,
25:26,820 25:30,860 it’s just as terrifying that it’s a real person.
25:30,860 25:33,300 I mean, like even if you look at like a lot of,
25:33,300 25:35,380 I’m gonna, every episode we’re gonna be talking
25:35,380 25:37,220 about the only videos that scare me,
25:37,220 25:39,540 which is real video, like real things.
25:39,540 25:42,940 – Those security footage of people walking around
25:42,940 25:44,500 strangers’ houses and stuff,
25:44,500 25:48,660 how many ghost stories are about things being moved
25:48,660 25:49,700 in the middle of the night?
25:49,700 25:51,820 That could end up just being…
25:51,820 25:53,140 – Yeah, yeah.
25:53,140 25:54,940 It’s very annoying.
25:54,940 25:55,780 – It’s very annoying.
25:55,780 25:56,600 – It makes it worse.
25:56,600 25:57,440 – Yes.
25:57,440 25:58,280 – And you’re like, “No, it’s not a ghost,
25:58,280 26:00,420 it’s a solid person.”
26:00,420 26:03,300 – Yeah, a solid person with real fists
26:03,300 26:05,300 who are gonna punch me to death.
26:05,300 26:08,300 – I’d rather be like, “Oh, hi, spirit Bob, how are you?”
26:08,300 26:09,140 (laughing)
26:09,140 26:10,180 – That’s spirit, Bob.
26:10,180 26:12,500 – That’s scary.
26:12,500 26:16,680 Oh, well, thank you so much for telling us
26:16,680 26:18,100 those horrible stories.
26:18,100 26:20,380 – Yes, definitely, thank you.
26:20,380 26:23,780 – I think I have heard you and or your mom
26:23,780 26:26,220 have told me these before and I probably blocked them out
26:26,220 26:27,300 ’cause they were scary.
26:27,300 26:29,700 Now I’m gonna remember them all over again.
26:29,700 26:30,940 Thank you.
26:30,940 26:33,180 – You’re very welcome, any time.
26:33,180 26:34,920 I have so many.
26:34,920 26:36,020 (laughing)
26:36,020 26:37,380 – I’ll do an extended–
26:37,380 26:42,020 Yes, we’ll have to have you on like a as a full fledged guest at some point.
26:42,020 26:44,420 Yay, that’ll be fun.
26:44,420 26:45,220 Yeah, definitely.
26:45,220 26:46,340 I will speak to the people.
26:46,340 26:50,020 Thank you, baby. I’ll talk to you soon.
26:50,020 26:52,340 Thank you. Bye. Love you.
26:52,340 27:01,220 What an angel.
27:01,220 27:05,060 She is a perfection.
27:05,060 27:07,220 We must respect her at all costs.
27:07,220 27:10,260 Her and her daughter. Yes. And the spirits.
27:10,260 27:21,860 Scared. What a tale. Yeah. Yeah, no. That’s freaking scary. I 100% would rather it be a ghost
27:21,860 27:29,300 than a person. Oh, yeah. Knocking away at my door or breaking into my house. And moaning in my ear.
27:31,540 27:32,540 No, horrible.
27:32,540 27:35,140 Oh, those ones are good ones, though.
27:35,140 27:36,020 Yeah. Yeah.
27:36,020 27:39,660 Like, I have no explanation for that, except there’s just some scary shit.
27:39,660 27:40,100 Right.
27:40,100 27:43,540 Do you have a favorite, like, well-known ghost story?
27:43,540 27:51,060 I think in my in my history, I was always obsessed with quite a few different like
27:51,060 27:54,900 those like collections you would get at like the school library
27:54,900 27:58,740 that would be like ten most common ghost stories.
27:58,740 27:59,460 Yeah.
27:59,460 28:05,300 And I would most of the time they would have like the Winchester house, you know, which is why I
28:05,300 28:09,700 like added to the list. So I was like, well, that’s an interesting one. She’s old. She’s old.
28:09,700 28:18,420 It’s just so interesting that somebody could like, be so afraid of ghosts that they would like
28:18,420 28:23,460 refuse to stop building their house so that the ghost cannot find a way to like,
28:23,460 28:28,820 like what a concept. I can’t think of I mean, there’s definitely other places like
28:28,820 28:30,340 like bizarre places in the world.
28:30,340 28:33,100 But that’s definitely one that I think has become,
28:33,100 28:36,100 as far as ghost stories, has become such a commodity.
28:36,100 28:36,940 Like it’s such a–
28:36,940 28:38,900 – Well, and it’s so the,
28:38,900 28:43,900 I think a lot of what keeps that interesting and relevant
28:43,900 28:47,660 is that I can’t think of any other ghost,
28:47,660 28:49,020 any other like ghost story
28:49,020 28:53,340 where there is a physical manifestation of what,
28:53,340 28:56,780 I guess, these ghosts scared this person into doing.
28:56,780 28:58,540 – Yeah, definitely.
28:58,540 28:59,800 – Well, and it’s just so interesting,
28:59,800 29:02,680 like the kind of concepts and beliefs about like,
29:02,680 29:04,980 you know, like, I mean, things like,
29:04,980 29:06,660 like having a weird staircase
29:06,660 29:09,580 so that ghost can’t walk up here.
29:09,580 29:11,440 I’m like, the logic doesn’t make sense,
29:11,440 29:13,940 but maybe the logic makes sense to a ghost.
29:13,940 29:16,020 – They’re like, no, I can’t get there.
29:16,020 29:18,460 – And I can’t fight ghost logic.
29:18,460 29:19,940 Like I– – Don’t even try.
29:19,940 29:21,060 – You can’t even try.
29:21,060 29:23,380 What about ghost hunting?
29:23,380 29:26,780 – You wanna do it?
29:26,780 29:27,620 – No thoughts.
29:27,620 29:29,020 (both laughing)
29:29,020 29:31,220 Seems really dangerous to me.
29:31,220 29:32,340 – Does it?
29:32,340 29:33,420 – It does.
29:33,420 29:34,780 – How so?
29:34,780 29:36,120 – Just ’cause,
29:36,120 29:40,680 what if it’s, this also goes back to like,
29:40,680 29:44,680 what if it’s just a real person in this house somewhere
29:44,680 29:46,340 and they could kill me?
29:46,340 29:47,180 – That’s fair.
29:47,180 29:49,920 Well, I think a lot of ghost hunting is typically,
29:49,920 29:52,980 like people are inviting you to be there.
29:52,980 29:55,580 (both laughing)
29:55,580 29:58,780 I don’t think you just break into someone’s house and search for a ghost.
29:58,780 29:59,780 (laughter)
29:59,780 30:03,380 >> KRISTEN: I’m talking about like abandoned places.
30:03,380 30:07,180 >> JONAH: We went in two different directions.
30:07,180 30:08,180 (laughter)
30:08,180 30:09,180 >> KRISTEN: No.
30:09,180 30:14,620 >> JONAH: Yeah, I’m not talking about breaking into abandoned places.
30:14,620 30:17,660 I’m talking about just in general.
30:17,660 30:18,660 >> KRISTEN: Well…
30:18,660 30:21,620 >> JONAH: Places you’re allowed to be.
30:21,620 30:23,380 >> KRISTEN: Oh, no.
30:23,380 30:25,220 – You know, and they can get me for this
30:25,220 30:27,180 because it’s happened a long time ago.
30:27,180 30:29,380 – Statue of limitations, baby.
30:29,380 30:30,200 – Exactly.
30:30,200 30:36,340 You recently put out the Bunny Man video.
30:36,340 30:38,740 So that prison that–
30:38,740 30:39,580 – The Lorton prison.
30:39,580 30:43,540 – The Lorton prison, when I was a kid,
30:43,540 30:45,300 it was still abandoned.
30:45,300 30:47,940 And I went in there with some of my friends
30:47,940 30:49,880 that she wanted to take pictures.
30:50,980 30:53,820 – It looked exactly how you would imagine.
30:53,820 30:54,660 – In abandoned prison.
30:54,660 30:56,300 – In abandoned prison.
30:56,300 31:00,740 Probably got mesothelioma from being in there.
31:00,740 31:01,580 – Oh no.
31:01,580 31:02,420 (laughing)
31:02,420 31:03,580 – Very dusty.
31:03,580 31:06,620 And rusty and all that.
31:06,620 31:07,580 – Oh no.
31:07,580 31:09,380 – Man, was it cool though.
31:09,380 31:12,300 – Yeah, that is definitely somewhere where
31:12,300 31:15,260 I would be terrified to be in there.
31:15,260 31:18,180 But so outside of my alternative high school
31:18,180 31:19,020 that I went to.
31:19,020 31:19,860 – Alternative, everyone was.
31:19,860 31:21,860 – Everyone was an emo kid. – So I was a little baddie.
31:21,860 31:23,940 (both laughing)
31:23,940 31:24,780 – Alternatives.
31:24,780 31:30,140 – You know, it was literally like criminals,
31:30,140 31:31,580 pregnant girls and me.
31:31,580 31:33,700 And right outside of–
31:33,700 31:34,700 – And homosexuals.
31:34,700 31:37,140 (both laughing)
31:37,140 31:41,260 – Right outside of like the parking area,
31:41,260 31:43,900 there was this abandoned house
31:43,900 31:45,380 and everyone called it the hell house,
31:45,380 31:48,660 which is very typical.
31:48,660 31:50,660 but it was right off of the school.
31:50,660 31:52,980 So it was like, everyone ended up
31:52,980 31:54,420 kind of breaking in there and stuff.
31:54,420 31:56,900 And so it’s like covered in spray paint and dilapidated
31:56,900 32:00,260 and like, you know, stuff where kids have like broken tables
32:00,260 32:02,420 and like all this kind of stuff.
32:02,420 32:04,300 So I went, I mean, I went in there a couple of times
32:04,300 32:06,060 until like the novelty wore off.
32:06,060 32:07,180 – Yeah.
32:07,180 32:09,300 And you’re just like, this is just an old, old stinky place.
32:09,300 32:11,580 – It’s just an old stinky place.
32:11,580 32:13,180 But it was interesting, ’cause it was like one of those,
32:13,180 32:16,380 like a really old house where it was like,
32:16,380 32:19,260 there’s a basement and then it’s all like one floor.
32:19,260 32:21,620 So it’s not like, and even like the basement was like,
32:21,620 32:22,940 it was like boarded up or whatever.
32:22,940 32:24,140 So nobody could ever get,
32:24,140 32:25,660 I mean, I’m sure somebody went down there.
32:25,660 32:27,420 – Was it like a Blair Witch house?
32:27,420 32:29,340 – Kind of, like definitely older.
32:29,340 32:34,880 I mean, probably like early 1900s, kind of like old house.
32:34,880 32:39,740 But it was one of the, you know, it’s like where,
32:39,740 32:41,560 where there’s like an old house,
32:41,560 32:43,980 but like it’s surrounded by like strip malls
32:43,980 32:46,900 and highway exits and stuff.
32:46,900 32:48,180 It was that kind of situation.
32:48,180 32:51,180 – Oh, okay, I was like, we couldn’t buy out this land.
32:51,180 32:54,380 – This one tiny hell house could not be purchased.
32:54,380 32:55,980 So whenever we watch, you know,
32:55,980 32:59,620 we’ll watch found footage, ghost hunters,
32:59,620 33:00,740 and that kind of stuff. – Love.
33:00,740 33:02,700 – Very exciting, very fun.
33:02,700 33:05,020 But anytime I see those, like,
33:05,020 33:07,380 ah, kids have broken in and spray painted,
33:07,380 33:09,300 that’s what I think of, is like,
33:09,300 33:12,300 going back to my old hell house that I broke into.
33:12,300 33:13,140 (both laughing)
33:13,140 33:15,260 – You’re like, “Aww.”
33:15,260 33:18,900 – But that was, you know, you take that and it’s like,
33:18,900 33:20,460 “Oh, well, you’re right next to the school.
33:20,460 33:22,680 “It’s middle of the day.
33:22,680 33:23,700 “Who cares?”
33:23,700 33:26,860 – So you’re, but you’re saying ghost hunting
33:26,860 33:29,380 where there is consent.
33:29,380 33:30,620 – Yeah, yes.
33:30,620 33:32,480 Where someone’s like, “My house is haunted.
33:32,480 33:35,100 “Please come with your fancy gadgets
33:35,100 33:38,080 “and get evidence or whatever.”
33:38,080 33:40,740 (both laughing)
33:42,460 33:44,260 – Just super sassy like that.
33:44,260 33:45,460 – Yeah.
33:45,460 33:47,420 Excuse me, could you get your ass over here
33:47,420 33:48,300 and find a ghost please?
33:48,300 33:50,380 Thank you. – Or whatever.
33:50,380 33:52,540 – That’s the voicemail that they leave us.
33:52,540 33:55,300 – And they’re like, “We’re on our way, ma’am.”
33:55,300 33:56,620 – It’s fucking Karen’s man.
33:56,620 33:59,540 – With their ghost.
33:59,540 34:01,820 – I mean, I find it very interesting,
34:01,820 34:04,860 but I think a lot of times some of the stuff can,
34:04,860 34:07,740 like we’ve, you know, there’s a healthy amount
34:07,740 34:09,660 of skepticism is necessary.
34:09,660 34:11,140 – Yes.
34:11,140 34:15,660 And anyone who doesn’t do skepticism
34:15,660 34:18,460 is probably not somebody who can be trusted.
34:18,460 34:20,020 And I mean that for anyone.
34:20,020 34:21,260 I mean that for psychics.
34:21,260 34:23,300 I mean that for witchcraft.
34:23,300 34:24,780 I mean that, and I’m saying that
34:24,780 34:26,340 as somebody who was very weird.
34:26,340 34:30,740 – Yeah, you’re a very logical person
34:30,740 34:34,100 considering the war and the things.
34:34,100 34:36,460 (laughing)
34:36,460 34:39,980 – But I just feel like if you cannot approach things
34:39,980 34:41,620 with some kind of like,
34:41,620 34:44,100 there’s always the possibility this isn’t real.
34:44,100 34:45,500 And it goes the other way around.
34:45,500 34:48,540 Sure, you can say there’s 99% likelihood
34:48,540 34:50,060 that you’ll never see a ghost.
34:50,060 34:53,340 But you should always be skeptical of your own beliefs
34:53,340 34:56,380 enough to say there’s that 1% chance that you will.
34:56,380 34:58,460 I mean, it’s like– – Can you definitively say
34:58,460 34:59,300 you can’t?
34:59,300 35:00,120 No. – Right.
35:00,120 35:01,140 Well, it’s like that thing where they say
35:01,140 35:03,260 that like everyone in their lifetime
35:03,260 35:05,980 like walks by like seven serial killers or whatever.
35:05,980 35:06,820 – Oh yeah. – Whatever, you know,
35:06,820 35:09,740 it’s like, how can you say you’ve never met a serial killer?
35:09,740 35:12,860 you don’t know, how can you say you’ve never met a ghost?
35:12,860 35:13,860 How can you say you’ve never been
35:13,860 35:14,980 in the same room with a ghost?
35:14,980 35:18,100 Just because you believe that they’re not real
35:18,100 35:19,660 doesn’t mean they’re not.
35:19,660 35:21,100 And the other way goes too,
35:21,100 35:23,020 just because you believe that a ghost is real
35:23,020 35:24,820 does not mean that it is.
35:24,820 35:28,100 Everyone’s gotta be skeptical of everything.
35:28,100 35:30,540 Believe nothing, nothing is real.
35:30,540 35:33,100 – Well, and it’s almost, nothing.
35:33,100 35:38,100 It’s almost fun to try and logic away something
35:38,700 35:42,380 And then you kind of hit a wall where it’s like,
35:42,380 35:44,940 I don’t know if I believe my own.
35:44,940 35:46,580 Yeah, I just don’t know.
35:46,580 35:49,100 And you know what, the unknown, it’s a curious thing.
35:49,100 35:50,360 – Exactly. – Love it.
35:50,360 35:54,580 – And I think, I mean, so much of what a ghost entails
35:54,580 36:00,420 reflects the unknown in ways that other things don’t.
36:00,420 36:02,260 Like you look at like monsters and stuff
36:02,260 36:05,220 and you can, there’s not as much ambiguity.
36:05,220 36:06,060 – Yeah.
36:06,060 36:07,420 – Speaking of ghost hunting,
36:07,420 36:11,460 let’s maybe talk a little bit about some of the different,
36:11,460 36:13,740 different techniques and stuff that people do
36:13,740 36:15,880 and our general thoughts on them.
36:15,880 36:19,140 So what do you think about,
36:19,140 36:20,300 like when it comes to ghost hunting,
36:20,300 36:23,300 like do you think cold spots for instance
36:23,300 36:27,180 are like a viable way to detect a spirit?
36:27,180 36:31,340 – I think for any time I’ve ever watched those shows
36:31,340 36:34,940 when the cold spots don’t really
36:34,940 36:36,780 make anything believable for me,
36:36,780 36:40,020 it’s when they like record stuff.
36:40,020 36:41,420 – Yeah.
36:41,420 36:43,540 – Like where they’re like, what do they call it?
36:43,540 36:44,380 EMF?
36:44,380 36:45,420 – Yes.
36:45,420 36:48,140 EMF meters, like the electromagnetic fields.
36:48,140 36:49,140 – Yeah.
36:49,140 36:51,740 – I definitely think can be compelling,
36:51,740 36:54,740 but you also have to consider in modern–
36:54,740 36:55,940 – What are you around?
36:55,940 36:59,420 – Right, in modern day situations,
36:59,420 37:03,020 you are near power lines, you’ve got cords in the walls,
37:03,020 37:06,340 you’ve got microwaves and all sorts of stuff
37:06,340 37:11,340 that give off EMF that you can’t say it’s a ghost.
37:11,340 37:14,240 That being said, if you’re in some old-ass castle
37:14,240 37:17,560 in Germany that doesn’t have running power,
37:17,560 37:19,240 and you get an EMF reading,
37:19,240 37:21,940 I’m running.
37:21,940 37:23,880 – Thank you.
37:23,880 37:24,720 I have a thing for both of you.
37:24,720 37:25,840 – I’m not trusting it.
37:25,840 37:28,640 – There shouldn’t be wifi here.
37:28,640 37:29,680 – I think– – You just throw yourself
37:29,680 37:30,800 down a hill. – And I think it’s similar
37:30,800 37:32,720 with cold spots, especially if you’re in
37:32,720 37:34,680 like a modern enough house
37:34,680 37:36,380 So there’s like air conditioning.
37:36,380 37:39,380 (laughing)
37:39,380 37:40,860 – Spooky. – Ghost.
37:40,860 37:43,140 – I cannot say how many times I’ve been somewhere
37:43,140 37:47,100 and two different people have two completely different
37:47,100 37:48,400 temperature readings.
37:48,400 37:52,040 Because that’s just like how our bodies work.
37:52,040 37:54,580 Like you can’t say because you’ve got a shiver
37:54,580 37:55,420 that there’s a ghost.
37:55,420 37:58,780 Like, no, you’re scared and so your body dropped temperature.
37:58,780 38:01,200 Like, you know, that’s healthy skepticism.
38:02,420 38:06,580 Now, when they do like the, those like the temperature
38:06,580 38:11,580 cameras, filters, and there’s like a moving, you know, like.
38:11,580 38:14,220 – Ooh, the ones with the stick figures.
38:14,220 38:15,040 Have you seen those?
38:15,040 38:15,880 – No.
38:15,880 38:17,300 – What, no, you haven’t?
38:17,300 38:21,400 Wait, wait, be quiet.
38:21,400 38:23,620 Wait.
38:23,620 38:26,900 – Mabel, do you need to go outside?
38:26,900 38:29,820 All right, brief intermission while Reese looks us up.
38:29,820 38:36,820 Oh, perfect.
38:36,820 38:49,040 Oh, already the thumbnails getting me.
38:49,040 38:50,040 Is this a, um,
38:50,040 38:51,040 They’re good.
38:51,040 38:52,500 They’re called the SLS cameras.
38:52,500 38:55,400 I have not seen these, but this is terrifying.
38:55,400 38:57,460 What is it supposed to be?
38:57,460 38:58,820 Capturing a possible ghost with a
38:58,820 39:00,860 – Connect SLS camera. – SLS camera.
39:00,860 39:03,780 Alternative text humanoid bios near environment
39:03,780 39:05,620 similar to kinetic SLS camera
39:05,620 39:08,340 used by real paranormal investigators,
39:08,340 39:13,340 similar to the kinetic tracking in like VR, like video game.
39:13,340 39:15,460 – Interesting.
39:15,460 39:20,060 It’s very fun to see the way that people come up
39:20,060 39:22,860 with new techniques off of technology
39:22,860 39:24,980 because like, I mean, I’ve seen other uses
39:24,980 39:26,860 of these connect cameras where people are using them
39:26,860 39:28,420 to like power robots and shit.
39:28,420 39:33,420 But I have not seen Ghost Hunting with Xbox Kinect.
39:33,420 39:36,620 I have not, it’s a unique one for me.
39:36,620 39:39,840 – You just like strap an Xbox camera to yourself
39:39,840 39:41,020 and just go at it.
39:41,020 39:48,460 Those I like because the creepiness of the movement,
39:48,460 39:51,360 like somebody is standing there and you see there,
39:51,360 39:53,160 and then you see something that’s not there
39:53,160 39:54,960 and it also looks like a person.
39:54,960 39:57,040 – Yeah, ’cause you definitely like,
39:57,040 40:00,360 – I mean, it’s picking up on something
40:00,360 40:02,720 long enough for it to track.
40:02,720 40:05,160 – That has arms and legs.
40:05,160 40:09,400 – That has the right appendages to be picked up.
40:09,400 40:10,240 – Headless.
40:10,240 40:11,840 (both laughing)
40:11,840 40:13,360 I’ve seen one that was really creepy
40:13,360 40:16,280 that was like one of those,
40:16,280 40:17,960 but it was like down on all fours.
40:17,960 40:20,720 And I was like, no. – Oh, jeez, no thank you.
40:20,720 40:21,560 Because you can imagine–
40:21,560 40:23,760 – You get back up, you furry fuck.
40:23,760 40:24,920 – Right, I mean, I think Connect
40:24,920 40:28,000 to some kind of infrared something.
40:28,000 40:28,840 And you could see it like–
40:28,840 40:30,840 – So body heat, right?
40:30,840 40:31,740 – I think so.
40:31,740 40:33,480 Right?
40:33,480 40:34,300 Yeah.
40:34,300 40:36,640 You could see it picking,
40:36,640 40:37,640 no, I think it’s like,
40:37,640 40:38,600 isn’t it like,
40:38,600 40:42,020 it like tracks like the distance of light or something?
40:42,020 40:45,760 We know things.
40:45,760 40:46,600 – Yeah.
40:46,600 40:48,160 (laughing)
40:48,160 40:50,080 My professional opinion, you’re right.
40:50,080 40:51,000 – We’re experts.
40:51,000 40:51,840 – Yeah.
40:51,840 40:54,100 (laughing)
40:54,100 40:58,780 Stickman, stickman tracker.
40:58,780 41:02,420 Stickman coming to a scary movie theater near you.
41:02,420 41:04,960 He’s crawling toward you.
41:04,960 41:07,780 So that’s a that’s a thing.
41:07,780 41:09,220 So we have the EMS.
41:09,220 41:10,900 We have cold spots.
41:10,900 41:16,460 Infrared and or ultrasonic motor sensors detect possible anomalous movement within a given
41:16,460 41:21,860 area or to assist in creating a controlled environment where any human movement is detected.
41:21,860 41:25,620 air quality, Geiger counters, compasses,
41:25,620 41:29,420 all sorts of things that are potentially
41:29,420 41:33,920 not fans of ghosts.
41:33,920 41:37,460 I ran out of words.
41:37,460 41:42,820 And on that note, I think it’s time.
41:42,820 41:45,720 We bid adieu to you and you and you.
41:45,720 41:48,100 – Ghosts.
41:48,100 41:49,180 – That’s from the Sound of Music,
41:49,180 41:50,780 which does not have any ghosts in it,
41:50,780 41:52,180 that I know of.
41:52,180 41:53,000 – It doesn’t?
41:53,000 41:56,620 – No, but you know what would be an interesting topic?
41:56,620 41:59,940 Would be like when there’s like movies
41:59,940 42:02,460 and there’s like creepy behind the scenes stuff
42:02,460 42:03,300 that you don’t know about.
42:03,300 42:04,120 – Yeah, oh yeah, I love that.
42:04,120 42:05,580 – Like that dead person in,
42:05,580 42:09,260 not the sound of music,
42:09,260 42:10,980 in the dead person in,
42:10,980 42:15,540 you know, it’s like Dorothy.
42:15,540 42:16,380 – Wizard of Oz?
42:16,380 42:18,660 – Thank you. (laughs)
42:18,660 42:20,660 (LAUGHS)
42:20,660 42:22,760 Oh, my God.
42:22,760 42:25,560 The struggle is real.
42:25,560 42:27,900 -But we got there. -Thank you all so much.
42:27,900 42:30,100 -Wait, there’s a dead person? -Yeah, there’s–
42:30,100 42:32,940 -Oh, yeah, there sure is. -Oh, okay.
42:32,940 42:34,700 So…
42:34,700 42:37,200 Yep.
42:37,200 42:39,680 I’m gonna look it up later, I guess.
42:39,680 42:42,580 Let’s all look it up. There’s a dead person in…
42:42,580 42:46,320 -The Wizard of Oz. -Thank you.
42:46,320 42:47,420 (LAUGHS)
42:48,020 42:49,020 Oh, no.
42:49,020 42:51,520 All right, we have to wrap this up.
42:51,520 42:53,120 -So… -Your brain is melting.
42:53,120 42:54,520 -I can see it happening. -My brain!
42:54,520 42:56,020 Okay, bye, everyone.
42:56,020 42:58,420 -Bye. Thank you for joining us. -Bye.
42:58,420 42:59,520 You’re my favorite.
42:59,520 43:01,320 Go– Go ghost hunting.
43:01,320 43:02,820 -Especially you. -Tell us how it goes.
43:02,820 43:04,120 (BOTH LAUGHING)
43:04,120 43:08,020 -And, um… -We’re not responsible if you die.
43:08,020 43:11,820 Make sure to subscribe to A Killing Jar on YouTube.
43:11,820 43:13,120 Yes.
43:13,120 43:14,720 -Okay, bye. -Bye.
43:14,720 43:17,120 Oh, and by the way, next week,
43:17,420 43:19,620 We’re watching the thing.
43:19,620 43:20,820 – We’re watching the thing.
43:20,820 43:23,340 – Not just like the thing, like what are we watching?
43:23,340 43:26,260 Like we’re watching the movie, the thing.
43:26,260 43:27,100 – The thing.
43:27,100 43:27,940 (laughing)
43:27,940 43:30,220 John Carpenter’s The Thing.
43:30,220 43:34,340 – So you have a week to get it together,
43:34,340 43:36,140 figure it out, watch it somehow,
43:36,140 43:40,380 or just come back and hear us blabber on about it
43:40,380 43:41,580 without any context.
43:41,580 43:44,380 But we would rather you watch it ahead of time.
43:44,380 43:49,780 If you have a Peacock subscription, not sponsored, you can watch it on there.
43:49,780 43:51,900 Or it’s $4 to rent.
43:51,900 43:55,700 So or pirate it.
43:55,700 43:56,700 Whatever you need to do.
43:56,700 43:57,700 Whatever, whatever gets you there.
43:57,700 43:58,700 Okay, bye.
43:58,700 43:58,700 Bye.
43:58,700 44:00,700 Okay, bye. Bye.
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